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Right. I'm done with bullshit hallmark holidays. From now on, I'm getting a little something for the girls, because they're easy to please, and dude can just suck it. I put a great deal of thought into my present (shut up) and as it turns out, I overdid it. As usual. I'm a little bit bitter about it right now, can you tell? This ranks right up there with the 'birthday books' incident of 2006 - and I'm officially done.

Come to think of it, I'm adopting this attitude for all holidays. Christmas is going to rock this year because there's no thought going into it at all. Girls and ... done. The rest of y'all who get stuff from me can have the rare gift of knowing that you did not cause any undue stress in my life over buying gifts for you that you don't really need or want, and that I probably had to go into debt for. Knowing me is enough, right?

Ok, I think I'm done now.